B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also
their partner’s)
On himself: His hair, the colossal dweeb.
On a partner: One could make the argument that Cloud is a tits man. Even he would have, at one point. But actualllllly, it’s the legs that do it for him.
D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of
theirs)
He wishes he was a panty-stealer like Zack, but alas, he always chickens out when he goes to do it.
J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)
He schedules it, and that is an unbreakable date with himself.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
More than he should. But he doesn’t do it for very long.