Headcanon A: realistic
He has had parties in his room/the lobby when no one’s around with his Dancer Nobodies, he also tests pick-up lines on them and they rate them
Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious
He’s done The Thing where he slides down the halls playing his sitar in his underwear and socks when he was the only one there or at like 3 am when everyone else was asleep
Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends
Aaaaah hmmmmmmmmmmm. I’m sure I’ll write a fic for it eventually.
Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own.
I would personally love it, with his ridiculous level of powers that only get unleashed when he’s proper pissed, that he’s the one who takes down Xehanort