violetstar-writes:

Don’t want to play the games before Kingdom Hearts 3? Cool I’ll tell you about them instead

-Kingdom Hearts: Birth By Sleep is about how you should probably talk things through with the people you care about before they do something stupid

-Kingdom Hearts 1 is about three island kids learning Weapon Safety and Stranger Danger

-Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories is about the happy island boy getting brain damage while moody island boy has to relearn Stranger Danger. Island girl is dumped on the island and has to go to school

-Kingdom Hearts: 358/2 Days is about a young man adopting two children then immediately losing them in a supermarket

-Kingdom Hearts 2 is an episode of Dragonball Z. Flashy over-the-top transformations, screaming men, “THIS ISN’T EVEN MY FINAL FORM”, happy island boy and island girl learning about fusion, you name it. It’s there.

-Kingdom Hearts: Recoded is about Computer Safety and how programs have feelings too

-Kingdom Hearts: Dream Drop Distance is a college-level final exam gone horribly wrong. Moody island boy gets an A+, happy island boy gets an F

-Kingdom Hearts: Union Cross is about how you should never leave kids alone with irresponsible guardians

-Kingdom Hearts: Back Cover is a lesson about how maybe, just maybe, you should try to like your work collegues before you end up wanting to kill them

Now you know everything about Kingdom Hearts. Have a nice day.