captainderpsalot:

heavenlyblade:

“this is the worst birthday ever”

“why? because a hybrid super-soldier learned the truth about his existence and is now burning down the whole town?”

“no because it’s a little humi- OF COURSE IT’S BECAUSE A HYBRID SUPER-SOLDIER LEARNED THE TRUTH OF HIS EXISTENCE AND IS NOW BURNING DOWN THE WHOLE TOWN!”

Lmfaoooooo