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Axel: It’s 9:01 and Saix is officially late for the first time ever. *deep breath* Alright, let’s do this! Who’s got theories?

Demyx: Uhh… Alarm didn’t go off!

Axel: All three alarms? All with battery backup? Come on! Who wants to take this seriously?

Xaldin: Ooh! He was killed in his sleep!

Axel: That’s what I’m talking about! Super dark, Xaldin, but more plausible than Demyx’s idiotic alarm clock theory.

Luxord: I bet he tucked himself in the bed too tight and got stuck.

Xigbar: Maybe he fell into another dimension where he’s not a hardass.

Xemnas, walking into the room: It’s 9am. Why is no one working?

Axel: Saix is a few minutes late and we’re all trying to guess why.

Xemnas: I’d like to play. I’d say he’s… in line at the bank. *nods like that’s his final answer*

Xemnas: This is fun.

Axel: It is fun, but you’re all wrong! He’s clearly slipped through a subway grade and is having TERRIBLE sex with a heartless.

Everyone: …

Saix: *appearing through a dark corrider, sweating lightly*

Axel: There he is! Saix! Where have you been? We have been WORRIED SICK! Do you care to explain yourself?!

Saix: I’m just 70 seconds late. It’s not a big deal.

Xemnas: *crosses arms* Saix, you will tell us and you will tell us now.

Saix: …

Saix: There was a problem at the bank…

Xemnas: *claps his hands together and cheers* HOT DAMN!