Final Fantasy Heroes in a nutshell

garnetdagger:

Light Warrior: Woke up one day and thought that it would be a great idea to be the chosen one. Was correct.

Firion:  Dangerous Emperor sold his soul to Satan to become more powerful? Pssssshh. I can defeat him by Thursday. First I got to hit myself to become more stronger.

Onion Knight: A pathological liar. He’s not really an onion.  

Cecil Harvey:  Has to deal with a jealous Incel who keeps on trying to kill him. 

Bartz Klauser:  Is a fun outgoing cinnamon roll who needs more love.

Terra Branford :  Green hair? Blonde hair? Can’t decide. Is the “Mom” of the friend group. 

Cloud Strife:  Tries to act ~~cool~~ but is actually a giant dork.

Zack Fair : Got a “Bullet Proof Vest “…………………. ….didn’t use it.

Squall Leonhart : Got giant trust issues and giant social anxiety issues up the wazoo. Needs a hug.

Zidane Tribal :  Is a great Final Fantasy character but would be terrible in RL. Zidane would be in jail for many accounts of sexual harassment. Ooof.

Tidus :  Loves that early ‘00 Beach aesthetic.  “Cheerful “ but at heart, is a little miserable, confused and lost…

Ramza: Would hang out in r/ atheist daily in RL. “M’ ladies “ * tips fedora *

Vaan :  Square saw one of those Deviantart fanarts with Aladdin pregnant with Jim Hawkins baby and thought “ What would their son be like “ ?

Lightning Farron :  “ Why don’t you believe in god “ ? “ The proof is right here bitches “

Noctis : Is that fat cat sleeping somewhere in a cardboard box somewhere.