paper-mario-wiki:

the plot of kingdom hearts was created by taking a list of confusing narrative devices, mixing them up in one of those spinning bingo cages, having them all fall out in a random order, typing up a plotline based on that, printing that out, putting it in a blender along with pictures of every disney IP, creating a collage of mickey mouse’s face with the shreds, cutting that picture of mickey mouse up into a puzzle, and then putting that puzzle together incorrectly.