the plot of kingdom hearts was created by taking a list of confusing narrative devices, mixing them up in one of those spinning bingo cages, having them all fall out in a random order, typing up a plotline based on that, printing that out, putting it in a blender along with pictures of every disney IP, creating a collage of mickey mouse’s face with the shreds, cutting that picture of mickey mouse up into a puzzle, and then putting that puzzle together incorrectly.
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Hufflepuff: I think it’s hilarious when people tell me I’m laid back because I’ve pretty much been screaming nonstop in my head since like fifth grade
Final Fantasy Heroes in a nutshell
Light Warrior: Woke up one day and thought that it would be a great idea to be the chosen one. Was correct.
Firion: Dangerous Emperor sold his soul to Satan to become more powerful? Pssssshh. I can defeat him by Thursday. First I got to hit myself to become more stronger.
Onion Knight: A pathological liar. He’s not really an onion.
Cecil Harvey: Has to deal with a jealous Incel who keeps on trying to kill him.
Bartz Klauser: Is a fun outgoing cinnamon roll who needs more love.
Terra Branford : Green hair? Blonde hair? Can’t decide. Is the “Mom” of the friend group.
Cloud Strife: Tries to act ~~cool~~ but is actually a giant dork.
Zack Fair : Got a “Bullet Proof Vest “…………………. ….didn’t use it.
Squall Leonhart : Got giant trust issues and giant social anxiety issues up the wazoo. Needs a hug.
Zidane Tribal : Is a great Final Fantasy character but would be terrible in RL. Zidane would be in jail for many accounts of sexual harassment. Ooof.
Tidus : Loves that early ‘00 Beach aesthetic. “Cheerful “ but at heart, is a little miserable, confused and lost…
Ramza: Would hang out in r/ atheist daily in RL. “M’ ladies “ * tips fedora *
Vaan : Square saw one of those Deviantart fanarts with Aladdin pregnant with Jim Hawkins baby and thought “ What would their son be like “ ?
Lightning Farron : “ Why don’t you believe in god “ ? “ The proof is right here bitches “
Noctis : Is that fat cat sleeping somewhere in a cardboard box somewhere.
Art and Video Games: Tetsuya Nomura
Tetsuya Nomura is a video game director and character designer at Square Enix. He joined the company, then known as Square Co. Ltd., in the early 1990s, and gained prominence when he was selected to become the main character designer for Final Fantasy VII. Nomura’s style has been defined by the vibrant colors as well as the unique amalgamation of eastern and western influences.
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I WILL NEVER LET GO OF THE ROXAS SCARECROW FOR AS LONG AS I LIVE
The residents of Halloween Town begun to associate the decrease of heartless with Roxas’ appearance. Hence why they made a Roxas scarecrow so they could scare heartless away. In this TED talk I will-
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