The Department of Extraordinary Lobsters is putting on their Giant Lobster Claws to celebrate the discovery of this magical moon lobster, recently caught by fisherman off the coast of Maine. The pearlescent lobster, whose enchanting coloring is most likely the result of leucism, was thrown back into the sea after the fisherman discovered she was a lady lobster.
“Three friends go into battle. One is captured, one flies away, the one that is left becomes a hero.” If we were to enact it, would I be the one to play the hero, or would you?