I was going to make a “what your favorite organization xiii member says about you” thing but all I’ve come up with so far is “if you liked Larxene you’re probably a lesbian”
So I’ve been thinking. Dissidia Cloud… doesn’t look quite right. This isn’t the first time a company’s done this; Nintendo botched TP Link’s face in Sm4sh, they made his eyes too small and mouth too big and he looks less cute elf-bard and more generally threatening.
And now that’s been done to Cloud. His cheeks are gone/face is too long and angular, and they changed the shape of his mouth.
A reverberating scream of joy and glee that is heard throughout all other fandoms there are no exceptions, everyone knows.
People posting the trailer everywhere, usually tagged proper so you won’t miss it. You will see it eventually and then join the screaming of happiness.
Don’t speak Japanese? Eventually within an hour or two it will be translated into a language you can understand and posted again.
10 seconds of new footage in gif sets for every aesthetic:
Coloured? You got it. Monochrome? Done. Can’t tell what’s being said? Subtitled gifs. Can’t tell who’s saying what? Guess what those are COLOUR CODED FOR YA. Comic book style windows in wonderfully descending order? DONE.
A three page thesis with sources on a two second scene of someone holding onto and letting go of a flower. Or that scene where someone picked something up. Can’t tell who it was? Doesn’t matter there will be at least two paragraphs on the subject. Give it 6 hours tops.
Does that scene get lengthened in another trailer and we get a reveal? Cross referencing and networking of information that the FBI could appreciate.
Everyone is appreciating someone. The worst you get is ‘where is ______’ because by god we love everyone. Even that one person everyone hates because that means we get to kick their ass again. Probably. Only love for all the characters.
Fan art, fan art and fan art. It’s all beautiful. Did you do some KH fan art for something you saw for two seconds? It’s beautiful and we appreciate you and your contribution.
Sassy tweets about the game come up about people who are part of making the game. We all love our sass it is the fandom’s second basic food group.
Efficiency at it’s finest. Literally in less than 24 hours we will have scoured all possible information to glean from ten seconds and by god nothing goes amiss. We as the fandom see all.
Ardyn: A war…of attrition, then. The Kings of Yore are on hand. Calling you forth…to oblivion. Even were the dawn to break now… …it would only bring the horrors to light! The truth offers only despair.
Noctis: Yet the people will live on.
Ardyn: You know those kings will not protect you.
Noctis: I know—I am the protector.
Ardyn: The Crystal uses you. Drains you of life. It plays you all for fools.
Noctis: I accept it… …if it means driving out the darkness.
Ardyn: *laughingly* You should all thank me. In the dark, you would know peace.
Noctis: I will drag you from that darkness. Out of solitude. Out of emptiness.
Ardyn: Will you?
Noctis: You are slave to the dark. Until you are free—you suffer alone! Return as you were… …a kind and noble king!
Ardyn: You claim to know me. You fancy yourself benevolent and worthy… Yet when your father died… …you were off playing with your friends! When your beloved died… …you lay watching, powerless to stop it! And now you dare speak down to me? You think ten years is a long time!? It is nothing to me! I have lived in darkness for ages!
Ardyn: Have you made your peace, king? If darkness shall die, so shall you! Curse you kings and your iniquitous Crystal! Vengeance was to at last be mine! If not for you. I hate you—with all my being! So, that is how you would end it.
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Damn, these are such awesome lines in Pocket Edition…I really hope they’ll have these in the Royal Pack DLC