B, D, J, U for Cloud – Flurry

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also
their partner’s)
On himself: His hair, the colossal dweeb. 
On a partner: One could make the argument that Cloud is a tits man. Even he would have, at one point. But actualllllly, it’s the legs that do it for him. 

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of
theirs)
He wishes he was a panty-stealer like Zack, but alas, he always chickens out when he goes to do it. 

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)
He schedules it, and that is an unbreakable date with himself. 

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
More than he should. But he doesn’t do it for very long. 

E, J, K, R for Zack – Flurry

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what
they’re doing?)
Not very, he’s been waiting for the right person. 

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)
He wishes he had more time to, but when he does have the time…

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
He likes being tied up. Aaaaaaand he likes his partner in thigh highs and nothing else. 

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks,
etc.)
He’s up for trying something new, but nothing too risky. 

E, F, U for Mettaton – Flurry

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what
they’re doing?)
Very experienced, knows what he’s doing, likes proving that he knows what he’s doing.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will
probably include a visual)
He likes being ridden. Some people thought he was pillow princess-y for it, and he was quick to show them they were wrong, and then the door.  

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
A lot. It’s sort of his method of gauging how badly his partner really wants it. But he doesn’t make them beg. Just ask nicely. He’s more than willing to give you anything you ask for. 

B, E, K, U for Sighdon – Flurry

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also
their partner’s)
On himself: his crest. He thinks it makes him look distinguished. 
On his partner: e v e r y t h i n g (also their hair. he finds hair fascinating and likes playing with it). 

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what
they’re doing?)
Not very experienced at all; I don’t think he did anything remotely sexual until he was in a relationship that was definitely headed for the altar (er… Statue of Hylia), so it’s all been a big exploration with his spouse.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
BITING. What else is he gonna do with all those teeth?
Also the predator/prey dynamic; he discovered that one by accident.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Precisely 0%. A Prince provides for his people. ;D

B, D, K, V, U, Y for Howzer

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also
their partner’s)
On himself: his arms.
His partner: their legs (he really likes having their legs around him, especially when they clench their thighs)

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of
theirs)
He occasionally does sexual things– alone or with a partner– in places where he could get caught because he sort of wants to be caught one of these days. The tension of whether or not he will each specific time gets him, too. 

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
Exhibitionism LMAO

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Hmmm not much. 

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)
 Mostly grunting, some muttering (dirty talk, I think)

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
It rises and falls. The more he does it, the more he wants it. 

J, K, S for my lil nerd – Flurry

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)
He keeps a diary of his sexual dreams, and often rereads them as inspiration, and sometimes after writing one down, is already touching himself before the ink is dry. 

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
Orgasm delay– his and his partner’s– but only insofar as he really wants to have a simultaneous orgasm with his partner (this is a frequent element of his dreams, too)

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do
they last…)
He could go for two, but restricts himself to only one round, of middling length (~35 minutes, including foreplay), but with a lot of cuddling and chatter afterwards.
But he has responsibilities during the day and needs his sleep at night.

Tag Yourself: Fanfiction Authors Edition

the newbie: has written like 1 super cliche fic, doesn’t space paragraphs, everyone secretly hates them but doesn’t want to be rude
the high schooler: only writes high school aus, is actually a middle schooler, writes 3 chapters then gives up and writes a new fic, wants to be more creative but nahhhh
the firecracker: CRACK FICS, just writes weird shit, usually only writes one shots but when they do go for chaptered it’s super creative and well done, likes body swap a lot, always uses overdone memes
the fluffmaster: their stuff is short and sweet, always G rated, but they secretly have ten million kinks
the texter: can literally only write group chat fics, not creative enough for anything else
the infamous: wrote only one fic ever but it was super long and it’s the most popular in the fandom
the smut addict: only writes smut, probably really kinky, seriously though you haven’t even heard of half of these, this is messed up
the nonexistent: writes such average fics that you forget them, but they’re actually really creative
the procrastinator: chapter 2??? what chapter 2???
the wattpad: writes self insert fics for one direction, uses wattpad, probably 9 years old, always adds vampires, generally hated
the monster: likes hurting the characters, will make you cry, kills off a lot of the characters, wHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THIS???