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KH1: Final Fantasy, according to Disney.

KH COM: The only RPG where the hero starts the game with all his memories and ends with amnesia. Also your rival gets a redemption arc.

KH2: POWER RANGERS NEW POWERS! THEY HAVE POWERS THAT ARE NEW!

KH Days: Nomura read too many bad fanfics about Organization OC’s and decided to show us how to do it right. We proceed to learn nothing and continue to make bad Organization OC’s.

KH BBS: Most of the Lore was established or fleshed out in this game. Keyblade Wielders are basically Jedi assassins.

KH coded: A Mobile Game that wasn’t originally meant to have any plot significance but received a bonus level after BBS was released that tied it into the overarching plot. As a result, not a lot of effort was put into the story until the very end. Every time it’s rereleased it gets more plot relevance. Except for the last time because their literally wasn’t any room left to squeeze in more exposition, even after all the gameplay was removed.

KH DDD: Overhated, the time travel isn’t that hard to understand, they fixed the party AI, and only the villains are genocidal maniacs.

KHX: Children slaughter each other, but it’s okay because the artstyle is cute. Also your OC is canon.

KHUX: Your OC is the root of all evil.

Back Cover: A one-eyed sociopath starts a cult and turns its members against eachother to start a war.

KH 0.2: A commentary on suicidal depression as our protagonist ventures deeper and deeper into the pits of hell, her sanity slowly slipping away with every passing second until she finally loses the will to live. At which point Mickey Mouse saves her life and gives her the encouragement she needs to live on.