so it said ‘everyone smells Axelaldehyde real good’

trickerydickerydock:

athespian1esbian:

mowilleno:

me as a strapping elementary schooler: haha you study to do good in tests? can’t relate

me, now living with the consequences: hehhahhheha…….. so um.. how do u do that.….. um ….. study thing. how does that happen

Why is that me.

I’ve found that two things help with studying

1) Write the notes by hand like a goddamn neanderthal. Record audio of a lecture if you think you’ll need to go back and re-hear something the prof sped thru, but ultimately Write Your Notes. Specifically because

2) You get to put the info down in your shorthand. I don’t just mean bullet points like

-King Henry the 5th was able to divorce Catherine of Aragon only by severing himself from the Catholic faith and creating the Church of England, putting himself in charge of the country’s religious power as well as governmental rule

I mean like

-King Henry the 5th hot-potatoed his sonless dick through a bunch of wives after his first chick Catherine of Aragon didn’t give him a son, made up his own ~*~Church of England~*~ to allow said dick-roaming, it’s fine, it’s cool, God said it was cool, fuck off Pope

If you can avoid it, do not write like it’s for an essay. Write like you’re trying to roast whatever subject is being studied