I wish people would stop acting like Sidon’s gills would be an erogenous zone for him (or any Zora)

like

I have cut open a shark and the gills are just packed with capillaries, if you did anything more than gentle stroking around them, you’d just hurt him.

imagine him jamming his fingers down your windpipe in an attempt to turn you on. ow, right?

A, B, Q , T & V for Zack. – Flurry.

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)
PUPPY BOY. Wants to cuddle for the rest of his life afterwards. Very attentive. 
B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
On himself: he likes his hands a lot. He likes how they look in gloves. 
On his partner: his gaze is always drawn to their mouth, for some reason? (Oh, he knows the reason. That is a magic mouth.)
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
He likes them for the moments where he needs his partner right away, but much prefers to really take his time with them and get the aforementioned extended cuddle sesh afterwards. 
T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
No, but he’s thought about it. 
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)
Not actually loud volume-wise, but makes a lot of little noises, also like he’s trying to say something but is so overcome with pleasure that he can’t. He does moan pretty loud when he climaxes, though. 

E, J, L, O, R for Undyne. – Flurry.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
Not very, but enough that she knows what she likes. 
J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)
She’s too busy. (…she does it very rarely.)
L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)
She has a few favorite places around Waterfall, but she’s not super picky. Just somewhere private. 
O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)
Prefers to receive because she’s scared of hurting her partner with her teeth and that’s the last thing she wants (she’s very enthusiastic about fingering, though!)
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)
This is one of the least risky things she does, actually. Experimentation is a go, but nothing too crazy, you know?

D, F, J, X, Y for Sidon. – Flurry.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
He’s fascinated by humans and how different they are from him, to the point that actual scientific comparison kind of turns him on just because he’s so busy thinking about his partner
F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)
See, sharkskin is super rough, so there are very few “normal” positions he and his partner can comfortably get into. He’d like to have them on his lap. but straddling him requires their inner thighs to drape over the outside of his…. ouch. He tends to just open his legs and let his partner get comfortable. It’s no fun if they’re in pain, after all (but when they aren’t in pain? It’s very fun)
J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)
The Prince cannot do such a thing (… unless he’s by himself in his resting pool, staring up at the stars and thinking about his partner)
X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)
I AM A BIOLOGY MINOR HE HAS CLASPERS
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
Not crazy high, but he has his moments where he drags his partner either into his sleeping pool or behind a wall and is like “please, pearl in my ocean and moon in my sky, I need your body against mine.” also ruts are sort of a thing, and pheromones to some degree (he’s very attentive to any female’s partner’s hormonal fluctuation because he can smell the changes on her)

J, K, M, S, T for Terra. – Flurry.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)
Sneaks off to do it semi-frequently, but is done pretty quick, so people don’t tend to have noticed his absence before he returns. 
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
Bondage. He didn’t expect to be into it, but…
(He prefers having his partner bound, but feels… surprisingly secure when he is)
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
Lingerie. He likes seeing it on, he likes taking it off.
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)
Can go for up to three rounds, then he is too tired to continue. Lasts longer than he does on his own by a couple minutes. 
T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
He doesn’t own any, but he wants to, to use on his partner. 

C, J, K, P & T for Axel. – Flurry.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)
He likes seeing it dripping from his partner, either down their legs or off their chin
J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)
Doesn’t do it often, but has a vivid imagination to speed him long when he does (he fantasizes about his partner, mostly)
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
He is so into biting and marking his partner. There’s no escaping sex (or even an intense makeout) with Axel without at least one prominent hickey.
P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)
He’s normally fast and rough, but the times he takes it slow lead to some really intense orgasms and are multi-sensory experiences.
T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
Owns a few, uses them mostly on his partner, but has tried them on himself, just to see (at least sort of) what it must feel like for them. 

E, O, R, U & Y for Reno. – Flurry.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
V e r y experienced, he knows what he’s doing and doesn’t play his partners like cheap fiddles, but rather, gold-encrusted Stradivarius violins (and that’s what they sound like, coincidentally, high and keening and lovely to the ear)

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)
Loves to give as much as he enjoys receiving, but he doesn’t get to hear his partner’s delightful moans if he’s on the receiving end, so mayyyyyybe he likes giving just a little bit more. I said he knows what he’s doing before, didn’t I? 😉

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)
He’s not very adventurous, but is down for occasional experimentation (he has liked every slightly kinky thing he’s tried, so…)

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Oh, so much. He laughs when his partner squirms. They get what they want eventually, though. 

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
Through the roof. He’s always ready and wanting. 

C, K, L & S for Cloud. – Flurry.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)
Some people produce copious amounts of cum, he does not, but that’s never bothered anyone (he figures there doesn’t need to be a lot for it to do its job, if he ever needs/wants a kid). 
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
EYE CONTACT. 
L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)
He wouldn’t admit to it, but on his motorcycle.
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)
He lasts forever, what and how the fuck. It’s one round that takes a loooong time (but it’s a really good time). 

E, S & U for Howzer. – Flurry.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
He knows what he’s doing, but he hasn’t done much. He’s very… deliberate in taking that step with someone, so it doesn’t happen often. 
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)
His average is two rounds, but he has been known to go for more (sometimes much more). He lasts a relatively long time, not so long that his partner is begging him to get a move on, but long enough that his partners are fairly impressed. 
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Not too much; he doesn’t have to really delay anyone finishing so it’s not really necessary anyway. Though he does like to get his partner nice and worked up before they really get down to it. 

D & R for Mettaton. – Flurry.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
He prefers to wear dresses, especially in his EX form because it’s juuuuuust hourglass-shaped enough. And heeled boots, of course. 

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)
OH IS HE. The EX might as well be for experimentation. Risk, too, is common, but not high risk. Drama and romance, yes, bloodshed, not in the bedroom.