why are some people so bad at explaining the KH timeline?

like, if you’re telling people that know KH so we’re all on the same page, why in God’s name do you have to be like “I’m gonna call it the x (pronounced “ex”) blade so we all know I mean the X-blade and not the Keyblade”

like I would bet we all fkn know which one you mean, or there’s the option of putting a little (X-blade) or (Keyblade) up on the screen when you say those words so people could follow along. like, what did you edit the video for? okay, better question: did you edit the video?

OR, if you’re trying to explain it to the extremely uninitiated, don’t preemptively turn them off the path to understanding this with “asdfghjkjhgfdsa it’s so complicated” I get that it’s au courant to joke about how tangled the timeline is, but if you’re gonna lay it out for us don’t negate your own ability to make it less confusing right out of the gate. jeez.

blahblah I shouldn’t even be on TVTropes, but on the “Kick The Dog” page:

K so 1. “wimpy pussy”. jesus christ, we’re still doing this?
and 2. when??? I’m not saying he’s sinless and pure, but like… the editors didn’t even specify what exactly he did? (oh, I see, they’ve hyperlinked his name to ‘dirty coward’. okay. ooooooooookay.)

So I’ve been thinking. Dissidia Cloud… doesn’t look quite right. This isn’t the first time a company’s done this; Nintendo botched TP Link’s face in Sm4sh, they made his eyes too small and mouth too big and he looks less cute elf-bard and more generally threatening.

And now that’s been done to Cloud. His cheeks are gone/face is too long and angular, and they changed the shape of his mouth.